Just click it, thank me later.
jonopoly: that’s what I’m talking bout THE VOICEOVER… ROFLOLOLOLOLOFL
I know what’s going on inside me—I’m not a fool. But I don’t want to analyze it,...– Terry Gilliam (via austinkleon)
I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.– Tablo (via bokura)
A permanent state of transition is man’s most noble condition.– Juan Ramon Jimenez (via mustardyellowaura) a dear friend was just recommending Jimenez the other day.
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
when someone asks if i have any hobbies/if i'm in...
whatshouldbccallmemaybe: i’m just like,
But the first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone.– Jonathan Franzen, How to Be Alone: Essays (via libraryland)
Guy: Let's hang out again today.
Me: Not gonna lie, I don't really feel like leaving the house today.
Guy: I'm confused...
Guy: You're being so mysterious.
Me: Sorry, I'm having a rough morning. I put oatmeal in my waffle-maker, and it did not go well.
Guy does not respond.
Is there anything better
than that first long drag of a cigarette after the end of the longest day on the precipice of an ever uncertain yet certain to be glorious future
I really like you a lot but
I’m afraid I made you up inside my head like I did with all the others
RESPECT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
MOM: I’m leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.
THE POKEMON STORY →
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since Sexy Saxman.
I'm an adult. I have a wafflemaker.
You must know for yourself, directly, the truth of yourself and you cannot...– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via the9th)
Hey I've got a pistol that's aimed at your heart .