May 2012
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April 2012
44 posts
jonopoly:
that’s what I’m talking bout
THE VOICEOVER… ROFLOLOLOLOLOFL
I know what’s going on inside me—I’m not a fool. But I don’t want to analyze it,...
– Terry Gilliam (via austinkleon)
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I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state
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I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.
– Tablo (via bokura)
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A permanent state of transition is man’s most noble condition.
– Juan Ramon Jimenez (via mustardyellowaura)
a dear friend was just recommending Jimenez the other day.
Vodka is kind of a hobby.
when someone asks if i have any hobbies/if i'm in...
whatshouldbccallmemaybe:
i’m just like,
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But the first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone.
– Jonathan Franzen, How to Be Alone: Essays (via libraryland)
Crisis averted.
Guy: Let's hang out again today.
Me: Not gonna lie, I don't really feel like leaving the house today.
Guy: I'm confused...
Me: Wherefore?
Guy: You're being so mysterious.
Me: Sorry, I'm having a rough morning. I put oatmeal in my waffle-maker, and it did not go well.
Guy does not respond.
Is there anything better
than that first long drag of a cigarette after the end of the longest day on the precipice of an ever uncertain yet certain to be glorious future
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I really like you a lot but
I’m afraid I made you up inside my head like I did with all the others
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RESPECT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.
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Motivation
MOM: I’m leaving for the weekend so I hid $100 in your room for food, clean your room and you will find it.
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THE POKEMON STORY →
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen since Sexy Saxman.
I'm an adult. I have a wafflemaker.
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You must know for yourself, directly, the truth of yourself and you cannot...
– Jiddu Krishnamurti (via the9th)
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Hey I've got a pistol that's aimed at your heart .